Here are some satirical essay titles I've thought of but have not written content for and probably never will.
*I know some of these titles contradict each other. And also make me sound like I'm one of the people I hate. Which is totally true.
Poor White Kids with Rich Parents, A Cultural Phenomenon
On Being Broke, Frightfully Vulgar and Well-Read: How the literature of dead aristocrats makes me feel good despite my lack of class
On Hating Everything, Including Your Own Optimism
I. On Having All the Wrong Intentions yet Doing Good Things
II. On Having Good Intentions and Always Fucking Up Everything
On Being Alone versus Being Lonely: They're not the same thing, damn it! But fine, okay, I totally get lonely sometimes.
On Serving White Collar Professionals Drive-thru Coffee: A study in human nature and post-post-modern sociology
The Elitism of Young, Unemployed Intellectuals: Examples of why I prefer being around people who don't read books. A collection of photographs primarily taken in Carrboro, North Carolina.
I. On Thinking Everyone is Dumb except for Yourself and then Realizing You're Really, Really Wrong
II. On Growing the Fuck up and Getting over Yourself: A psycological process often referred to as maturity