Saber Tooth Cougar

My imaginary friend Rob told me this great story the other day.  He said an 80-year-old woman approached him with that pick-up line.."Did it hurt..'did what hurt?'..falling down from heaven?"
For a second he found this ambiguous...was she hitting on him or just kind of verbally pinching his cheek? He realized as she pushed up her breasts with the leverage of her inner elbows that she was indeed coming onto him. So he said "Dammmmn woman, you ain't a cougar you're a freakin' Saber Tooth Tiger!" Then she made a pawing motion with her hand and said "Grrrr!"